Exclusive Underground Missile Silo Bunker w/ Unbeatable Insulation and Fairy Lights
Hosted by Lucius "Goose" Tinney
SuperHost · 14 years hosting
40ft vertical access only · Residual propellant traces · No cell service
Goose bought this silo at a government auction and he will tell you it was the best decision he has ever made in his life. The forty-foot concrete walls provide what he calls unbeatable insulation — guests say the temperature is just perfect year-round, no HVAC needed. He added fairy lights all the way down the shaft for ambiance and the effect is honestly magical. Ladder access keeps things exclusive, which is how a property like this should feel.
What this place offers
House rules
- · One person on the ladder at a time — it is a single ladder
- · Blast door must stay propped open during occupancy
- · No open flame (oxygen enrichment system is original 1962)
- · Goose does a topside check at 9am and 6pm — he will knock
Hosted by Lucius "Goose" Tinney
SuperHost · 14 years hosting
Response rate
100%
Response time
within 30 minutes
Languages
English, Fluent in liability waivers
Goose bought the decommissioned silo at a government auction and he'll tell you it was the best decision he ever made. The forty-foot concrete walls provide what he calls 'unbeatable insulation' and the ladder access keeps things exclusive. He's added fairy lights down the shaft for ambiance.
4.94 · 9 reviews
Harriet Z.
Edinburgh, UK
The fairy lights down the shaft are magical. Goose has turned a genuine bunker into an experience. Concrete walls as cozy as advertised.
Nadia O.
Atlanta, GA
The forty-foot walls do provide unbeatable insulation. I had the deepest sleep of my adult life. Goose is an excellent host.
Ingrid
Stockholm, SE
Descent via ladder is an experience in itself. The smell of concrete and old hydraulic fluid is oddly comforting. Loved every hour.
Garrett P.
Denver, CO
No cell signal forty feet underground. Best digital detox of my life. Goose left a paperback library that was perfectly curated.
Amara D.
Chicago, IL
Remarkable property. The only thing I'd add is a softer ladder grip — my palms were sore by the third descent. But the stay itself was extraordinary.
Response from host
Noted on the ladder — I've ordered rubberized grip tape and it should be in place for the next booking. Thanks for the thought!
Rowan J.
Portland, OR
The government auction origin story makes this even more charming. Goose is incredibly knowledgeable about missile infrastructure. Ten out of ten.
Astrid V.
Cape Town, ZA
Underground travel is the future. Absolute privacy, absolute quiet, absolute concrete. I will return.
Sal B.
Providence, RI
Got stuck at the bottom because I misread the ladder procedure. Was down there for eleven hours before Goose heard the banging. The fairy lights kept my spirits up. Host was responsive once in range.
Response from host
The ladder procedure card is laminated and posted at every fifteen-foot interval — I'm upgrading the signage based on this visit! So glad you're okay. Eleven hours is honestly impressive.
Franklin C.
Nashville, TN
The exclusive ladder access really does keep the riffraff out. Amazing exclusivity for a property at this price point. Goose is legendary.